Edward West

Biography
I'm Edward, but my peeps call me Ed. I go to Chicago Prime 'cause I wanna be a comedic actor when I get older ya know? I uh also work at this burger joint in the mall called Good Burger because we uh have really good burgers? People sorta describe me as a uh stoner despite being like uh straight edge. Drugs like uh ain't for me. Whenever I get called on to answer a question that I uh don't know, I always respond with Jupiter. Why? It's the first thing that comes to my uh mind like uh yeah. I also got one of the Allen sisters pregnant, and I'm uh pretty sure it was Ivy since Melissa is like fucking a teacher from what I uh heard in the hallways.

Co-workers

 * Keith Lawrence
 * Warwick Bynes

Relationships

 * Ivy Allen